excellent confused email from mom

i was playing warcraft for the first time in a while tonight, had WoW as my away message, and received this email from my mom:

So what does WOW mean on your Ichat icon?  Went Out womanizing?   Went on Walpurgisnacht?  Went on walk?
Went Off Wagon? Watch Out Worms!?  Hummmmmmm………………We’re Off for Weekend?
Slow mind in Ojai needs to know.

‚ô•Mom