pirate name

ok this is somewhat stupid. no, really stupid, but i surfed into it and wasted the time. and there is a good chance you will too.

My pirate name is:
Black Tom Cash
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!