ok i just read a thread on someone else’s blog about this weather making everyone feel all hot and bothered. there’s a big no shit (as big gay al said when someone mentioned that it had come to their attention that he was homosexual).
ok, im going to go down to the marina and sit on the boate for sunset, and see if that makes me any less horny. my first guess is, it won’t. in fact that’s my second guess as well, and third. maybe there will be some seahags down there. maybe a barge full of topless tahitian refugees will wash up next to my slip.